Buying a house sucks. Moving sucks. Get over it. A few years from now, you’ll be even awesomer than you are today. Why? Your marriage won’t be strained; you’re kids will be sleeping through the night; and the house that you’re about to move into won’t be a wreck. Oh, and your forthcoming book will be a best seller…almost definitely…possibly…okay, don’t get your hopes up. Also, those jeans you bought last week, you should have bought them a few sizes bigger. Sorry. But on the bright side? Google develops some pretty rad robot technology in 2013. You take the plunge. By late 2014, you’ll be a cyborg. So, you’ve got that going for you.