Ingenious One Tweets Greatness
Over Thursday’s lunch hour, the Ingenious One held a press conference via Twitter. Here are the highlights:
@soccerlover: rumored moves, any of it true?
@ingeniousone: yes, moving for fulham’s striking core. remarkable play.
@csletten: how do you do it?
@ingeniousone: my secret.
@grayhound: any recommendations on improving my style?
@ingeniousone: burn your late ‘90’s wardrobe, personal tailor, no comb over.
@csletten: seriously though, how do you do it?
@ingeniousone: stop tweeting me.
@joshphotoman: any truth to dropping man u’s d?
@ingeniousone: yes, next move. dropping man u’s d for fulham’s. it’s only natural.
@joshphotoman: who finishes higher in prem? liverpool or fulham?
@ingeniousone: child. fulham, of course.
@joshphotoman: what do you think of italy?
@firestorm: can you help with my sexual identity?
@ingeniousone: who is this?
@firestorm: clue: I make pipes.
@ingeniousone: ah! sadly, no.
@ing1groupE: do you believe in god?
@ing1groupE: will jesus return?
@ingeniousone: hope=self actualization, hard work, and beautiful lovemaking.
@firestorm: are you voting for santorum?
@ingeniousone: am I crazy?
@csletten: really, I need an answer: how do you do it?
@grayhound: help me understand reality.
@ingeniousone: have you burned your ut jerseys?
@italianflag: teach me.
@ingeniousone: no time.
@csletten: why must you always be right?
@ingeniousone: it is my nature.
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